Merry Christmas, everybody.
This is GoldenSandslash here, hoping to wish you the most wonderful of holiday seasons.
I hope you have some wonderful Christmas plans today! Go ahead and get together with your families and have a lot of fun.
But, of course, there are some people who, for one reason or another, are not going to enjoy themselves today. Maybe they don't get along with their family. Maybe they don't like the over-commercialization of the holiday, or maybe something else.
For those people, here's a little something to hopefully brighten up your day. Ten Christmas songs that totally miss the point of Christmas. Note that I still think that all of these are good songs, but they do really kinda miss the point of the holiday, for various reasons.
I hope you enjoy these! Consider them my gift to you guys.
All I Want For Christmas Is Cash by College Humor
Text Me Merry Christmas by Straight No Chaser Ft. Kristen Bell
Christmas At Ground Zero by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Present Face by Garfunkel & Oates
Merry Mutafuckin' Xmas by Eazy-E
Fuck You If You Don't Like Christmas by Crudbump
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer by DMX
Do They Know It's Christmas? by Comedy Death Ray
Have Yourself A Merry Little Mythmas by Jaclyn Glenn and Eric Schwartz
Fucking Love Christmas by Nostalgia Critic