Oct 27, 2012

Pony Pics 129

I've never thought about it but I'd actually be scared to get a blowjob from a girl with braces, it'd be like sticking your (censored because it's on the front page) in a blender.

I said I'd make this one as perverted as possible so if'n you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen.  Have fun trying to circumvent my perverseness Chameleon, Dustyland always prevails.


I'd just like to point out that I've already started seeing porn of Twilight dog.  I can only imagine the crossover shipping that will happen between her and Twilight once the show actually premiers.

Umm, so if I take you from behind it's a 50/50 chance that my penis will be cut off by your knife legs......... I'll take that chance!

Nothing says sexy like blood everywhere.... what?  Don't look at me like that!

She said put it inside me, so I impaled her!

That's right, unzip it nice and slow, now zip it up, now unzip it again, now zip it up and down really fast making the "weeinmp womp" noise.  Only then can I get hard.

Winonna knows how to handle "balls" in her mouth like a pro.

I wish I was the greatest MLP site admin ever!
(Poof!)
(Looks in Mirror)
I'm Sethisto!  Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (x infinity)

I don't even need to sexualize this one, but if I did I'd probably say in Dustyland, the next panel would some "squelch" and "shlop" sound effects.

In Dustyland Sweetie is about to get the short end of the bat....... as in Apple Bloom is going to do sexually initiate her with it.  I just wanted to make sure you guys got that visual in your heads.

Stockings and short skirts, what more could you want?  Those three to have some hot lesbian action, that's what!

Drinking one cup of filly a day is a natural male enhancement.

"When he fires his load, he'll send to you another world!" Tag line of the failed ultra sex cannon 5000.  It sent them to another world alright, the afterlife!

Seeing as how the gift is as crotch level, the artist is obviously foreshadowing that it's a dildo.

Carrot Top has the best view in the house, if you know what I mean.

Chrysalis dual wielding glowing dildos, the perfect way to end this Pony Pics.

2 comments:

  1. Rule 34 of the crystal ponies already, rule 34 of Littlest Pet Shop already... *starts sobbing*

    Oh gawd, blood... I'm so happy I'm not studying to be a phlebotomist...

    Not sure if I wanna be the first to say it, but that green-haired pony in the tt-n pic reminds a little of Ranka Lee from Macross Frontier.

    As soon as I saw the cups of filly, I couldn't help but think of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVaNosld6s8

    A gift at crotch level? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IA_aHsER6c

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    1. Drom whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy you were the only one I could depend on to help me fight off the perversion!

      Just you wait, Dusty. I love a good challenge, and I'll make this Pony Pics so innocent it'll make Mickey Mouse look like a male prostitute.

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