Someone better break out the bug zappper.
I used to be all about Pokemon, but I never did catch em all. I think that may be the root cause of some of my issues.
"So Dusty, why did you murder all those people?"
"If I couldn't catch em all, then no one will!" (Crazy laughter here.)
Yup, I've had those days.
I believe this is some sort of elaborate surprise dildo penetration scheme.
I'm going to go ahead and punish myself for even thinking of making a "The cake is a lie joke."
Oh the joys of twisting peoples words, one of my favorite passtimes.
I'd like to plant that flower in her garden if you know what I mean.